Chix's Chatter - Sit up straight boy!
Teacher Chix sets Class 2c (or Pompey's Blue Army) some homework - Our worst ever!
I said, GOOD MORNING class!
Now, I'm not going to be around much today, I have a NUT conference to attend in a certain Portsmouth hostelry followed by a meeting with the Head in a certain park near Fratton.
(Are you listening PompeyRug?)
Now, where was I? Oh yes, given the class reaction to the news articles published yesterday concerning the potential signing of the lump of lard currently soaking up the Sun in the Mediterranean I am going to set you some homework.
(Yes Pompey Malta homework)
What you have to do is, 'collectively' come up with a list of Pompey 12 worst signings EVER i.e. players you feel who should have never worn the famous blue shirt of Portsmouth FC.
(Yesss Frippy… 'collectively' means you work together (sighs)
What I am looking for is the dross, the wasters, the mercenaries, the players you could not believe were signed let alone allowed to play for Pompey
You can choose players from any point in the club's history irrespective of the how many or how few appearances they made, but the list must not exceed 12.
Failure to complete the task within the guidelines I have set out before I return tomorrow will result in detention for all
(Are you paying attention Toronto4Pompey?)
Do you all understand?
Right, heads down and get on with it, I will return tomorrow morning