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Chix's Chatter - Sit up straight boy!




Teacher Chix sets Class 2c (or Pompey's Blue Army) some homework - Our worst ever!

Morning class.

I said, GOOD MORNING class!

Now, I'm not going to be around much today, I have a NUT conference to attend in a certain Portsmouth hostelry followed by a meeting with the Head in a certain park near Fratton.


(Are you listening PompeyRug?)

Now, where was I? Oh yes, given the class reaction to the news articles published yesterday concerning the potential signing of the lump of lard currently soaking up the Sun in the Mediterranean I am going to set you some homework.

(Yes Pompey Malta homework)

What you have to do is, 'collectively' come up with a list of Pompey 12 worst signings EVER i.e. players you feel who should have never worn the famous blue shirt of Portsmouth FC.

(Yesss Frippy… 'collectively' means you work together (sighs)

What I am looking for is the dross, the wasters, the mercenaries, the players you could not believe were signed let alone allowed to play for Pompey

You can choose players from any point in the club's history irrespective of the how many or how few appearances they made, but the list must not exceed 12.

Failure to complete the task within the guidelines I have set out before I return tomorrow will result in detention for all


(Are you paying attention Toronto4Pompey?)

Do you all understand?

Good!

Right, heads down and get on with it, I will return tomorrow morning





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Date:Saturday August 8 2009

Time: 9:47AM

Your Comments

Collins Mbesuma - given you mention lumps of lard. All hype and wasitline, no delivery.,
wakey
Let's see if the 'Front Page' Class can do better than the 'Forum Class'
Chix
Collins Mbesuma - given you mention lumps of lard. All hype and waistline, no delivery. Wont be able to comment further as need to get ready for match.
wakey
djimi traore - this player must of been the worst of all time when in court for speeding his wageslip was let out to the press and the fans foud out he was on 26k a week . over 2 years he was here for and made 13 apperences.
pompeyhussler
yoshi kawaguchi or Yoshi 'Kannotcatchy' 2 years 12 aperences 1.8million spent cant remember how much we sold him for probley paid them to take him away.
pompeyhussler
hmmm Jermaine Deofe anyone??
nodster
Can't believe I'm the first to say Scott McGarvey !!
NorfolknBlue
Jhon Viáfara, Yoshikatsu Kawaguchi, Arnold Mvuemba, David Nugent, John Utaka... :)
Kranjcar19
Mullins
NinjaTim
I've just popped back to pick up some pencils. I see you are doing well but Norfolknblue goes to the Top of the Class so far as he's picked the subject of my degree paper see here http://www.portsmouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/sitepage.asp?a=121766
Chix
tony adams as manager
pompeyhussler
Wot about Richard Duffy? Did he EVER get to play? Whilst I agree with kranjcar19 re Utaka, I don't agree with Nugent. He might not have scored for us, but he does care and he does try.
Gandor1
Sorry teacher - I'm not trying to pick an argument or anything.
Gandor1
I've just popped back to pick up some pencils. I see you are doing well but Norfolknblue goes to the Top of the Class so far as he's picked the subject of my degree paper see here http://www.portsmouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/sitepage.asp?a=121766
Chix
David Crown - always played a blinder against us - we sign him and useless.
NorfolknBlue
And of course 90/95% of the Aussies - Hamilton Thorpe anybody (mind I saw him score at Peterboro !).
NorfolknBlue
Eammon Collins, Bally's love child, new George Best apparently, more George and Mildred on the field
paultsmouth
Oh, Lee Chapman as well!
paultsmouth
Hamilton Thorpe,a true waste of time and space
JASON R
oh yeah costas chalkis the ***** of a greek goalkeeper,who made kawaguchi look like shilton
JASON R
I would add Lee Chapman, Ian Baird, Gavin Maguire, Lauren Robert, Sebastian Schemmel, Azar Karadas, Mark Blake, Scott McGarvey and to complete my choice Emmanuel Olisadebe
Owenspompey
I'm going to nominate the Dunce's cap to Jamie Vincent
PFCGino
Gekas and Pele should be considered as well, real impact players.
PompeyFrippy
Yeah but Frippy they hardly had a chance did they!!
PFCGino
I agree with Costas the greek - and Utaka. Of course Niemi hasn't pulled on a Pompey shirt yet.
tracyc
Mullins again.
NinjaTim
Well we ran his in Toast sometime again. Read it here
eastneydave
Skopetilis (whatever), Chalkias, Vignal, Mbesuma, Durnin, Karadas, Thorpe and his aussie striker mate, agree with Chapman... thug... odd thing is I can remember the players I loved watching but noone else.
jim4pompey
OK, long-time reader, first-time poster. Here are some absolute shockers! The first XI: Kosta Chalkias, Boris Zikvokic, Matthew Robinson, Giannis Skopelitis, Markus Heikkinen, Mlajden Rudonja, John Viafara, Roudolphe Douala, Ognjen Koroman, Collins Mbesuma, Hamilton Thorpe. Subs: Yoshi Kawaguchi, Azar Karadas, Ivica Mornar, Sebastian Olzar, John Utaka. Enough to give you nightmares...
matthiasgosport
Awwwe come on guys, no one's mentioned Rory Allen, our 1st million pound signing and first player to get paid to watch cricket, oh sorry that was him doing pre-season training....why bother coming back, when the weather's so good in Australia...
Fratton del Sol
ah yes allen... didn't we have Vucovic for a while....
jim4pompey
 

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