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Chix's Chatter - Sit up straight boy!

Chix's Chatter - Sit up straight boy!

Teacher Chix sets Class 2c (or Pompey's Blue Army) some homework - Our worst ever!

Morning class.

I said, GOOD MORNING class!

Now, I'm not going to be around much today, I have a NUT conference to attend in a certain Portsmouth hostelry followed by a meeting with the Head in a certain park near Fratton.


(Are you listening PompeyRug?)

Now, where was I? Oh yes, given the class reaction to the news articles published yesterday concerning the potential signing of the lump of lard currently soaking up the Sun in the Mediterranean I am going to set you some homework.

(Yes Pompey Malta homework)

What you have to do is, 'collectively' come up with a list of Pompey 12 worst signings EVER i.e. players you feel who should have never worn the famous blue shirt of Portsmouth FC.

(Yesss Frippy… 'collectively' means you work together (sighs)

What I am looking for is the dross, the wasters, the mercenaries, the players you could not believe were signed let alone allowed to play for Pompey

You can choose players from any point in the club's history irrespective of the how many or how few appearances they made, but the list must not exceed 12.

Failure to complete the task within the guidelines I have set out before I return tomorrow will result in detention for all


(Are you paying attention Toronto4Pompey?)

Do you all understand?

Good!

Right, heads down and get on with it, I will return tomorrow morning





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Writer:Chix
Date:Saturday August 8 2009
Time: 9:47AM

Comments

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Collins Mbesuma - given you mention lumps of lard. All hype and wasitline, no delivery.,
wakey
08/08/2009 09:58:00
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Let's see if the 'Front Page' Class can do better than the 'Forum Class'
Chix
08/08/2009 09:58:00
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Collins Mbesuma - given you mention lumps of lard. All hype and waistline, no delivery. Wont be able to comment further as need to get ready for match.
wakey
08/08/2009 09:59:00
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djimi traore - this player must of been the worst of all time when in court for speeding his wageslip was let out to the press and the fans foud out he was on 26k a week . over 2 years he was here for and made 13 apperences.
pompeyhussler
08/08/2009 10:16:00
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yoshi kawaguchi or Yoshi 'Kannotcatchy' 2 years 12 aperences 1.8million spent cant remember how much we sold him for probley paid them to take him away.
pompeyhussler
08/08/2009 10:21:00
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hmmm Jermaine Deofe anyone??
nodster
08/08/2009 10:32:00
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Can't believe I'm the first to say Scott McGarvey !!
NorfolknBlue
08/08/2009 11:01:00
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Jhon Viáfara, Yoshikatsu Kawaguchi, Arnold Mvuemba, David Nugent, John Utaka... :)
Kranjcar19
08/08/2009 11:22:00
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Mullins
NinjaTim
08/08/2009 11:24:00
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I've just popped back to pick up some pencils. I see you are doing well but Norfolknblue goes to the Top of the Class so far as he's picked the subject of my degree paper see here http://www.portsmouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/sitepage.asp?a=121766
Chix
08/08/2009 11:26:00
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