RUPERT VERSUS MILAN!!
Rupert Lowe takes on Milan Mandaric!
Hello and welcome to this heavy weight slagging match today. In the blue corner all the way from Portsmouth Milan Mandaric. In the red corner all the way from the team down the road, Mr Rupert Lowe.
Portsmouth beat Southampton to all but secure Premiership survival for the blues. VERDICT MILAN!
Harry Redknapp quits Portsmouth after a row with Milan. Rupert Lowe then snaps Harry Redknapp up and employs him as manager of Southampton.
Portsmouth then destroy Southampton at Fratton Park to push Southampton closer to relegation. Southampton then do get relegated. Rrrrrr.
Harry Redknapp then walks out of Southampton and is re-appointed as Portsmouth manager. VERDICT MILAN
Rupert hits a LOWE blow by making comments about Harry. Milan responds by getting the lawyers involved. VERDICT MILAN
And the fight has been stopped! Milan has won 4-1! (I have heard that score before somewhere!????!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?)