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Biggus gets a job

I first noticed against Man U the return of a comedy great.
Half-time was upon us, the idle chat was rife, would Pompey hold Man u? Could we actually win? And then the tannoy burst into life with the immortal lines 'Thith ith a thafty annouthment, would all fans pleath refrain from thmoking in the thadium'

I looked around at my mates and they too heard the great man speak, we waited with baited breath to hear if 'Thamthson the thmuggler of the theven theas' had returned also, but all was silent. Until Bolton and then Liverpool, when our hero returned once more.

Reading come into town next Thaturday, sorry Saturday, at half-time listen up and hear a comedy great speak for yourself!

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Writer: paultsmouth Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Sunday September 23 2007

Time: 9:20PM

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I've nothing against people with speech impedements, but I also believe in horses for courses, the poor bloke gets laughed at every week!
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23/09/2007 21:23:00

lol... love it. Football is made up of characters like this and if they all sounded like 'Dee-jays' the game would be less colourful. Anyway, nice article 'grade made'. Footie-tastic. Lets rock. Bachmann Pompey Overdrive.
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24/09/2007 03:38:00

Wolf nuts, badger nipples anyone...
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24/09/2007 07:24:00

Are we now the Peoples Front of Judea? Everyone is wisible at at some stage - that's life. Personally I think it's hilawious! Put Biggus on the board.
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24/09/2007 07:30:00

i will most certainly listen out this weekend...
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24/09/2007 11:12:00

Top article!!! i haven't stopped laughing yet :-) And storage i'll have to wipe the tea off my screen that i spat out after reading that!!!!
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24/09/2007 13:01:00

I thought there was something wrong with the PA - well there always used to be!!
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24/09/2007 13:02:00

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24/09/2007 18:05:00

I thought it was the tannoy system, come on lads he needs our Thupport.
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24/09/2007 19:34:00

thatsth not vewy niceth paultsthmouth
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24/09/2007 19:36:00

I know, i'm thuch a thod, but I haven't laughed so much since Chris Eubank on top of the pops "and at number thix is thuggs with thethilia" Priceless
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24/09/2007 20:40:00

Yew thellas thould jollry well leave Wogder awone ...
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25/09/2007 00:34:00

Are you guys takin' the pith ?
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25/09/2007 01:14:00


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