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Biggus gets a job

I first noticed against Man U the return of a comedy great.
Half-time was upon us, the idle chat was rife, would Pompey hold Man u? Could we actually win? And then the tannoy burst into life with the immortal lines 'Thith ith a thafty annouthment, would all fans pleath refrain from thmoking in the thadium'

I looked around at my mates and they too heard the great man speak, we waited with baited breath to hear if 'Thamthson the thmuggler of the theven theas' had returned also, but all was silent. Until Bolton and then Liverpool, when our hero returned once more.

Reading come into town next Thaturday, sorry Saturday, at half-time listen up and hear a comedy great speak for yourself!




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Date:Sunday September 23 2007

Time: 9:20PM

Your Comments

I've nothing against people with speech impedements, but I also believe in horses for courses, the poor bloke gets laughed at every week!
paultsmouth
lol... love it. Football is made up of characters like this and if they all sounded like 'Dee-jays' the game would be less colourful. Anyway, nice article 'grade made'. Footie-tastic. Lets rock. Bachmann Pompey Overdrive.
AC
Wolf nuts, badger nipples anyone...
storagematt
Are we now the Peoples Front of Judea? Everyone is wisible at at some stage - that's life. Personally I think it's hilawious! Put Biggus on the board.
Et_tu_Pompeii
i will most certainly listen out this weekend...
pompeyrug
Top article!!! i haven't stopped laughing yet :-) And storage i'll have to wipe the tea off my screen that i spat out after reading that!!!!
pentonpompey
I thought there was something wrong with the PA - well there always used to be!!
eastneydave
Thuper
paultsmouth
I thought it was the tannoy system, come on lads he needs our Thupport.
Owenspompey
thatsth not vewy niceth paultsthmouth
russellm
I know, i'm thuch a thod, but I haven't laughed so much since Chris Eubank on top of the pops "and at number thix is thuggs with thethilia" Priceless
paultsmouth
Yew thellas thould jollry well leave Wogder awone ...
Chix
Are you guys takin' the pith ?
pompeygray
 

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