Pompey lost again after an awful first/second half ( delete where appropriate)
(Enter name here) made his debut in another capitulation.
Pompey did manage to hit the woodwork in the ( enter minute) but that was as good as it got.
Relegation to league 2/conference/conference south/dockyard league ( delete where appropriate) now seems inevitable.
The court case on (enter new date) is one thing to look forwards to, surely we can sink no lower?( try to lift spirits even though you don't believe it yourself)
( note to self, submit article with a pair of boobs or nice arse, anything to deflect from the crap on the field,)