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Glen Johnson Underpaid?

Many people have questioned whether Alexander Gaydamak has any money. Before today though there was no proof!

The Pompey chairmen pays his employees so little money, that players such as Glen Johnson have to result to a life of crime by stealing a toilet seat.

His accomplish was Ben May! Ben players for Millwall, so he may well be tight for cash at the moment…

A worker at B and Q told The Sun:

'We all recognised Johnson. No one could quite believe a bloke like him, with all that money, would be moronic enough to nick a toilet seat. But that's what him and May were doing.

'They were spotted by one of our security guards, a chap of 74, and cops arrived as they were trying to leave. They seemed to find the whole thing funny and couldn't stop smirking even after they had been arrested.'

A Kent Police spokesman said:

'Both men have been issued with £80 fixed penalty notices.'

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The Journalist

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Date:Friday January 19 2007

Time: 7:09PM

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haha i knew he was skint!
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19/01/2007 19:12:00

Very (nearly) funny, but from a glimpse of this article from newsnow, most pompey fans now have their own proof that Vital Portsmouth is nothing but a haysack of crap and stupid spectulation when it comes to articles.
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19/01/2007 19:32:00

Have changed it for all those NEWSNOW readers; no need to put it like that though Lysimachus!!
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19/01/2007 19:47:00

Hey, I'm just mad my ultra-hilarious poll was turned down. grrrrr.
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19/01/2007 19:49:00

ooo lol take some of that anger out on Ben Thatcher tomorrow mate :)
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19/01/2007 19:50:00

OK!! You get it for one day next Monday
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19/01/2007 19:52:00

Is it April 1st already?
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19/01/2007 19:53:00

Cheer up you miserable bunch lol
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19/01/2007 19:55:00

Actually it shows the immaturity of GJ. He a lot of growing up to do on & off the pitch.
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19/01/2007 21:42:00

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19/01/2007 22:50:00

I suspect Johnson hangs around with alot of bums, maybe that's why he elected to beg, steal or borrow the toilet seat.
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19/01/2007 23:59:00

Clearly he hangs round with bums - Millwall players! Can't you edit the article to remind readers that Millwall are in League 1? Please? we shall link to this from Vital West Ham. Good luck for the season, hope you make the top 4.
Adam Mansell
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20/01/2007 00:41:00

Lysi whats going on on the 22nd?????, what was so funny about your Poll and what makes you think he is he funnier than any other eastern european type say a Russian? by the way my haysack of speculation is normally well informed and acurate, and my take on the old police toilet seat joke will one day become a classic.
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20/01/2007 00:44:00

Lomana Tresor Lua Lua, has got himself in a spot of bother again. He was arrested last night in the early hours of the morning, after a domestic incident. Police spokeswoman said: 'A 26-year-old man from Portsmouth has been arrested following an incident in the early hours of this morning. A man was arrested on suspicion of causing actual bodily harm. He is currently helping police with their inquiries.' You Giving the players too much freedom? Clough, Shankley etc etc would have shot the pair of them....
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20/01/2007 06:17:00

Trying to think of a joke which includes the words 'nothing to go on' and 'police' . . . .
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20/01/2007 08:18:00


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