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*Harry Redknapp Classic Quotes*

*Harry Redknapp Classic Quotes*

Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp is known for his classic quotes and I`ve got some his best ones together in this article. I want to know which your favourite is and to tell me of any others you`ve heard him say.

'Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other 8 of us were'

'With the foreign players it's more difficult. Most of them don't even bother with the golf, they don't want to go racing. They don't even drink'

'Samassi Abou don't speak the English too good'

'Where are we in relation to Europe? Not far from Dover'

'Dani is so good-looking I don't know whether to play him or **** him'

'Hartson's got more previous than Jack the Ripper'

'I sorted out the formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband's as ugly as me, you'd only want to talk football'

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!"

If I said I'd go back now I'd be crucified - that's all I need!


HERE IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS YOU WILL EVER SEE (of Harry Redknapp). HOWEVER IT DOES CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE. Click here to watch

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Date:Friday October 6 2006
Time: 2:36PM

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hahaha that is quality
lmatthews
06/10/2006 14:46:00
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haven't you missed out "i will never go down the road?"
paultsmouth
06/10/2006 14:51:00
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that is fantastic , he is an english heritage , one of the best thats for sure !!!
dazednconfuzed
06/10/2006 14:56:00
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for sure should have been on there about a million times lol
lmatthews
06/10/2006 15:01:00
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'Where are we in relation to Europe? Not far from Dover' Thats a quality line
jono_forest
06/10/2006 15:49:00
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Who was the clown who kicked the ball at him anyway?
Tantona
06/10/2006 18:45:00
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not sure, maybe a genuine karadas shot
lmatthews
06/10/2006 19:17:00
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i think it was jason crowe who hit the shot
paultsmouth
06/10/2006 20:51:00
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Some cracking quotes there but the video is hilarious! No wonder he's in the ****in' reserves indeed... He was mighty *****ed wasn't he...
pompeyrug
07/10/2006 00:18:00
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haha just watched it for the 5th time, not quite as funy now though lol
lmatthews
07/10/2006 09:33:00
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