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My Worst Pompey Player

Taking on board some helpful hints and tips given to me (you have FEn to thank!) I thought would try something a little different. It may not be to everyone`s taste, may even be viewed as pointless? In theory at least it should get us all talking and if nothing else gives us the chance to get our view across, and put forward our own input?

Recently one evening at work with little or nothing else to do I started thinking about Pompey, as one does, thinking about my favourite or worst moments, goals, players, and managers etc. but on this particular occasion the biggest donkey`s I`d thought had played for Pompey.

I decided I would base it purely on players that I`d actually witnessed play for the club since watching my first game (when I say first game I mean first LIVE at the ground game.) There are many names that I know of or would have seen on TV or video before but to be fair I decided I would only include those in my own frame of reference. Sadly as I left Pompey when I was a kid, having not been able to see a game before moving and subsequently not being in a financial position to be able to afford to travel from my current base in Plymouth it wasn`t until 1998 that I was first able to travel and watch Pompey.

Every club has its fair share of bad, often forgettable players and each likes to think they`ve had the most! But I think it is fair to say we have had our fair share, but it could`ve been worse...

Nikos Kyzeridis is a name that always sticks in my mind coming to us from Paniliakos for £100,000 with a big reputation and was going to be our next scoring hero… was released before too long. Sven Andreasson, Steve Soley and Thomas Thogersen were also all players that arrived in the 1998/99 season who could fit the bill. Although I have to admit that at first Thogersen may have looked like a footballer who had rarely kicked a ball let alone played International and Champions League football he did redeem himself somewhat in the end, having some superb games even going on a goalscoring spree!

Andy Thomson was a defender I never rated and to get £50,000 for him when we sold him to Bristol Rovers was a bonus although he is by no means the worst. Matty Robinson, another bad footballer for us on the whole, but falls into the Thogersen category to a degree.

Michael Panopoulos was a big money signing for the club, at that time anyway, somewhere around £750,000 and was going to be huge, allegedly superb… I rarely saw this. Lee Mills arrived for £1 million, I saw him score most of his few goals but can`t say I ever saw him play well but he did have some personal issues didn`t he.

Valery Mezague was bad, I`d heard good things of him and in all fairness I only saw him play one game, the 3-0 beating from Villa but he looked out of his depth, didn`t even look like a football league player of any level. I really felt for him and prayed he would be substituted luckily he was, but it was too late. I can`t give him the tag for the simple reason I only saw the one performance and even the best have an off day, maybe that happened to be his?

Boris Zivkovic comes very close in my eyes. Signed with a wealth of experience, captain of Croatia, years of Champions League experience behind him but I`d never seen anyone pull out of so many tackles as he did, but I`d guess he had a few moments didn`t he? I like the story that is told of him going into Redknapp`s office looking for a transfer away with Redknapp already on the phone that very moment looking for a replacement anyway!

I have to go with the Greek so called Goalkeeper Konstantinos Chalkias. Absolutely incredible, I swear I have never seen a worse footballer in the Pompey colours arguably in any clubs colours. How on earth he ever played International football for Greece is beyond me. They must have been very, very, very short of options.

How could he have been a better option than Shaka Hislop or Jamie Ashdown? He didn`t have a clue. You like your 'keepers to come for things and not be rooted to the line but there is coming for crosses and coming for crosses if you know what I mean. You know when you feel embarrassment for someone? I felt that for him almost every minute of every game he played once it became apparent he was BAD. Sends a shiver down my spine just thinking of him now, makes me cringe even.

I`m sure I`ve missed out many names that you will add but I`m sure I`d agree, but as I say wanted to keep it really within my frame of reference to be fair. I`m sure I could also have even added more but the other names I thought of mentioning had more than their fair share of good moments in my own opinion so I thought it unfair to type cast them, feel bad maybe even putting Thogersen, but he was worth it for his early games.

So Konstantinos Chalkias is my worst ever, what about you?

If this is a kind of feature that proves to be liked then I`ll happily do more to get us talking. I`d speak of my other moments good or bad relating to goals, games and players etc. I have many ideas stored in my head to let us all have our say about.

* This article may appear similar to the recent Underachievers article, but I wrote this at the end of July. I haven`t posted sooner as I haven`t had the chance, then the previous mentioned was posted so I felt it too similar at the time. *




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The Journalist

Writer: pompeyrug Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday August 21 2006

Time: 2:20PM

Your Comments

You could add Yoshikatsu Kawaguchi our infamous goalie to that list!
bluedr
Colin BLANT - Centre Half. from way back. Once, when positioned about 30 yards from his own goal, sliced a cross by an opposition player back over his head and onto his owm cross-bar at the Milton end. frightened the life out of our keeper !!
pompeyjma
thats a fair point realy, kawaguchi at pompey..... he was supposed to be one the best from erm none other than... "Japan" whooo. why is it though as soon as he leaves pompey, japan actualy do well in a world cup and not to bad in this years either? ah well, cant complain at what we got now eh, with an ex england keeper, a should be international keeper (ashdown), and kiely, looks like europe could finally be on the books for us. with not only top quality keepers but a defence like a brick wall and the other fielding players ie. kanu, toddy as goal scoring machines. compe on pompey!!!!
atingo
No Pompey worst player Discussion would be complete with out the truly immortal words Scott McGarvey. Even in small parks today in and around Portsmouth, if you miss an easy goal or make a complete idiot of your self it’s still called a Scott McGarvey. He came to Portsmouth for £85, 000 in July 1984 having never managed to live up to expectations at Old Trafford and did a lot worse for Pompey I think there was even a song that went Take off (Scott McGarvey) to the tune of lets all do the conga.
the wizzard of Aus
The rumour about Scott McGarvey was that Pompey took him instead of a young Mark Hughes. Know what did he do?
storagematt
Worse players. Those who played too many games for us: Carl Tiler, Aid Whitbread & Kevin '*******' Harper. 3 very good reasons why were *****e for too long.
storagematt
Have to say i feel for Chalkias, after all, he saved a ceratin goal against scum, when he was so far out for the ball that the goal was offside! (i think it was him that day) Have to say, the entire scum team and all of the crowd were offside too, but there you go.
wakey
how about all those Aussies signed by Venables? Aloisi & Foster were ok, but there were a couple of others whose names I can't even remember cos they were so bad!
robroy
i'd have to go with Derek Showers as my worst player.
Steve C
Its gotta be Chalkias for me, what the ***** was he doing playing here????....o and great game for his debue the local derby!! he really sucked!!!!...Kannotcatchi was also pretty poo! but he had a great game against Brazil in the world cup! could never do it for us though!!
CharlieChimes
chalkias 100% crap!
lmatthews
Chalkias was absoloutly !beep!
Westov
Chalkias 100% crap!!!!! no Les he wasnt that good, glad your still around.
russellm
With Chalkias being crap at least that kept the flies off my ice cream at half time. LOL
nelson
Hayden Thorpe was one of those Aussies that did sweet FA. Signed up by Terry Vegetables I think he played a couple of times. Now runs a restaurant in BONDI called THE 3 FAT FISH. He never became a fat cat in a Pompey Jersey though. Foster was only average, Aloisi did well for us.
pompeygray
Kawaguchi was unfairly treated, he carried the can for a **** defence.
Steve C
Personally i have to submit the name of Pavel Srnicek. villa away 2004/5. the bloke looked like he had boots made of cement. he was terrible.
The Rabbi
I'd add that the worst goal I've ever seen Pompey conceed was last year's goal to Milan Baros at Villa - he had time to wave to his mother in the stand, read a book and still no Pompey player understood he was the only player on the right hand side of the box when the ball was crossed from the left hand touch line. No one marked him for what seemed liked 15 seconds. Andy Griffin owned up to that, and he ain't played for us since ! That was so depressing - but it made Mendes City goal even sweeter !
StuartM
I'm probably showing my age but my all time worst was Jim McCaffrey a blond bearded winger from I think Grimsby. He was naff in extremus. Poor old Jimmy Dickinson, manager at the time said 'the fans will love him', never mind Jim that was probably your only footballing mistake!
bstanle
Probably showing my age a bit here, but I think that Matt Pollock was by far the worst player to wear the Pompey shirt. I think he joined us from Mansfield, don't know where he went. Actually Paul Went was pretty dire too ...
gavinh
 

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