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Stefanovic and Tody are shopping in Southampton with their other halves and get lost finding their way to West Quay.

They end up walking past St Marys and Rupert Lowe is crying outside the half empty stadium. Toddy laughs and then asks him what is up (obviously he knows that there is only ONE team in Hampshire).

Lowe the DuckHunter tells him that they have 15000 people locked in the stadium and their opponents (Crewe) haven’t turned up. Toddy looks at Stefanovic and suggests that they take the Saints on.

Rupert Lowe is so relieved, and the two Pompey players go into the ground. Their other halves are not too happy but decide to try and find some shops.

The game kicks off, and after 10 minutes Stefanovic crosses the ball to Toddy and he volleys past the keeper. 1-0 to Pompey. The Scum are their usual clueless selves and when the half time whistle goes, the two man Pompey team are still 1-0 up.

In to the changing room the two go, and sat there is Toddy’s other half. She wants him to go shopping, so after talking with Dejan he agrees to go. Toddy says that he will meet up with Stefanovic later that evening. Stefanovic has his drink and goes out to face the Scum alone...

Later that evening Toddy meets Dejan. 'What was the score then?' asks Toddy. Stefanovic looks at him and says ' I'm so sorry - but it ended 1-1'.

Tody gets angry and asks what happened? Stefanovic confesses - I GOT SENT OFF AFTER 47 MINUTES !!!

By Gavinh

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Date:Saturday May 13 2006

Time: 7:29PM

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13/05/2006 19:45:00

lol great joke but didnt they beat you in the premiership last time?
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13/05/2006 21:16:00

no mate 4-1 us last match
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13/05/2006 21:32:00

i have a better joke mate - portsmouth fc
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13/05/2006 22:28:00

and you support...... who?
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14/05/2006 09:58:00

ohhh he's only a poor little scummer!!!!
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14/05/2006 11:45:00

Real fantasy - It's the only way P***** will ever win @ St Mary's.
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14/05/2006 19:06:00

We won't be playing there next year mate because you scum are in a lower league than us, I bet you took some delight in that...lol
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15/05/2006 07:08:00

i would say see you in the league cup 2nd round but you won't get past the 1st round lol
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15/05/2006 11:24:00


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