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You seek Yoda!

You seek Yoda!

And we have him...

Well, at least someone with the 'extensive knowledge' of the little Jedi master according to what David James told The Sun: 'Avram's knowledge is immense. He's like Yoda.'

Please let Yoda, I mean Avram Grant, have the power to use his Jedi mind tricks on others for us to make them do things in our favour - failing that use the power to will Aruna Dindane's efforts under the bar and not over it!

I would imagine the force is too strong in John Utaka, in a negative way, for Grant to be able to bring him back to the Jedi side, although you never know...

Although Kanu is already very much an apprentice as his mind is strong, as are his bendy legs, sadly these aging limbs cannot be healed though.

So, James has got the man that he wanted - I do not think that it is the worlds biggest secret that he and Paul Hart 'apparently' did not see 'eye-to-eye', even if this was played down.

James speaks very highly of Grant, who says he will keep us up, but can we witness a happy ever after story like they did in a galaxy far, far away...

Watch Grants own thoughts on the job this press conference on the BBC - here.

PLAY UP POMPEY!


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Writer:pompeyrug
Date:Friday November 27 2009
Time: 3:59PM

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"Beware of the dark side." - Yoda quote
PFCblue
27/11/2009 16:17:00
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These Star Wars jokes are doing my head in.
Lysimachus
27/11/2009 16:18:00
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utaka's full of anger he is, anger leads to the dark side of the force, a dangerous allie he may be.... lol
pompeym@
27/11/2009 16:46:00
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Are you alright pompeym@? you're coming over as if you're a bit 'SPACED' out...if you know what I mean.
cornypomp
27/11/2009 17:10:00
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"This is not the goal that you are looking for."
tracyc
27/11/2009 19:33:00
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You all deserve to be shot into space with this sense of humour...
Lysimachus
28/11/2009 00:34:00
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"buggered we are..." as Yoda mighty say on looking at the league table.
hammersmithblue
28/11/2009 10:23:00
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