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If you know of any funny quotes please send them to me!

Me- 'drink isn't the answer but it makes you forget the question!'

Harry Redknapp: 'I sorted out the formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband's as ugly as me, you'd only want to talk football'

Harry Redknapp: 'Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other 8 of us were'

Harry Redknapp: 'Where are we in relation to Europe? Not far from Dover'

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!

HR- If I said I'd go back now I'd be crucified - that's all I need!

Ron Atkinson: “I'm afraid they've left their legs at home.”

Ron Atkinson: 'They must go for it now as they have nothing to lose but the match.'

Ron Atkinson: 'I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat'

Ron Atkinson: “Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.”

Ron Atkinson: 'I would not say David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better'

Special thanks to pompeygray for most of these.




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Date:Wednesday April 5 2006

Time: 7:13PM

Your Comments

clough "i never said i'm the best manager in england, but i'm in the top one"
paultsmouth
yer good one
lmatthews
More in your inbox Les.
pompeygray
yer got them thanks very good, we have some funny ones now, thanks lol
lmatthews
On Fulham's Ollie Sheehan....... "There was a man called Ollie Who was a proper Wally When his team went down He was left with a frown That led to fulham's folly"
pompeygray
gray your talents extend further than anyone could have thought possible! amazing!
vertigo_red
 

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