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If you know of any funny quotes please send them to me!

Me- 'drink isn't the answer but it makes you forget the question!'

Harry Redknapp: 'I sorted out the formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband's as ugly as me, you'd only want to talk football'

Harry Redknapp: 'Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other 8 of us were'

Harry Redknapp: 'Where are we in relation to Europe? Not far from Dover'

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!

HR- If I said I'd go back now I'd be crucified - that's all I need!

Ron Atkinson: “I'm afraid they've left their legs at home.”

Ron Atkinson: 'They must go for it now as they have nothing to lose but the match.'

Ron Atkinson: 'I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat'

Ron Atkinson: “Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.”

Ron Atkinson: 'I would not say David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better'

Special thanks to pompeygray for most of these.




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The Journalist

Writer:  Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Wednesday April 5 2006

Time: 7:13PM

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clough "i never said i'm the best manager in england, but i'm in the top one"
paultsmouth
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05/04/2006 20:15:00

yer good one
lmatthews
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05/04/2006 20:37:00

More in your inbox Les.
pompeygray
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05/04/2006 23:59:00

yer got them thanks very good, we have some funny ones now, thanks lol
lmatthews
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06/04/2006 09:04:00

On Fulham's Ollie Sheehan....... "There was a man called Ollie Who was a proper Wally When his team went down He was left with a frown That led to fulham's folly"
pompeygray
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08/04/2006 00:48:00

gray your talents extend further than anyone could have thought possible! amazing!
vertigo_red
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12/04/2006 13:10:00

 

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