Maybe you can hire... The Relegator
13-years ago / In 1996, a crap midfield unit was sent to the 1st division by a London outfit for a crime he did commit.
This man promptly escaped from a life sentence only to fall again several times to a life in the wilderness.
Today, still for some reason wanted by top-flight teams, he survives as a creature of some derision.
If you want relegation, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... The Relegator.
Why, oh why would Newcastle want to sign Nigel 'the relegator' Quashie? By all means please do though; anything anyone else can do to help us in a fight against this is welcomed!
PLAY UP POMPEY!