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Maybe you can hire... The Relegator

Maybe you can hire... The Relegator

13-years ago / In 1996, a crap midfield unit was sent to the 1st division by a London outfit for a crime he did commit.

This man promptly escaped from a life sentence only to fall again several times to a life in the wilderness.

Today, still for some reason wanted by top-flight teams, he survives as a creature of some derision.

If you want relegation, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... The Relegator.

Why, oh why would Newcastle want to sign Nigel 'the relegator' Quashie? By all means please do though; anything anyone else can do to help us in a fight against this is welcomed!

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Writer:pompeyrug
Date:Tuesday January 13 2009
Time: 10:34AM

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My thoughts exactly. If this goes through, it will be the most ridiculous transfer deal since Villa took Harewood off our hands!
RussianHammer
13/01/2009 10:44:00
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Brilliant. Has cheered up my day no end!
sneakay
13/01/2009 11:06:00
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Shame we have had the home game with the barcodes, it would have been great to give him some stick.
storagematt
13/01/2009 11:30:00
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Wow. Just......Wow. Nigel bleedin' Quashie. At least one end of St James' is really high so his shots won't clear the stadium.
PFCGino
13/01/2009 11:41:00
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Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh Rugster!
Tantona
13/01/2009 12:23:00
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Great stuff - watched the Quash play for Birmingham the other day, he was totally anonymous!
eastneydave
13/01/2009 12:43:00
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Haha, Quashie. Centre midfielder, going on the cheap,knows the club..:P
jbaker
13/01/2009 15:29:00
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Great fun Rug while it lasted but Roy Kinnear said there is no truth in it, shame!
pompeyyong
13/01/2009 18:04:00
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Great humour Ruggers really made me laugh - Shame Kinnear has said no as would love to see him back at Fratton Park and blast one over the bar..
Chix
14/01/2009 21:14:00
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