Date:Sunday March 5 2006
Looking for a new tournament. Well what about the HAM CUP. A Boaring competition perhaps or a PIG success. Or would it get the CHOP after only one SEASONING. Perhaps we could get a slice of the action if we entered as PORKSMOUTH.
16 teams Nationwide could be trying to bring the BACON home. Of course there could be a few SCRATCHINGS. I personally think it could serve up some CRACKLING football. Anyway KNUCKLE down and look at the candidates and let's HAM IT UP.
DAGENHAM & R.
and last and least SOUTHAMPTON
Sponsored by The DANISH BACON COMPANY and PORK FARMS.
Sick of Ham, and my sense of humour....oh well never mind you could always read Shakespeare (HAMLET perhaps).....Bye Dave.
If anyone wants to write an article and send it to me, I will post it if it's any good!
The month ahead...December (Wednesday December 4 2013)
Pompey vs Wycombe (Wednesday December 4 2013)
Pompey predictions league update #18 (Wednesday December 4 2013)
On this day in history...4th December (Wednesday December 4 2013)
The month that was... (Tuesday December 3 2013)
On this day in history...3rd December (Tuesday December 3 2013)
Edinburgh approach rejected (Monday December 2 2013)
On this day in history...2nd December (Monday December 2 2013)
Managerial Mayhem (Sunday December 1 2013)
Jamo & Hermann double act? (Sunday December 1 2013)
|For Whom The Bell Tolls
» Wycombe : 05/12/2013 02:26:00
» Wycombe : 05/12/2013 00:41:00
|Richard Cresswell retires
» York : 05/12/2013 00:12:00
» Southend : 04/12/2013 21:07:00
|Hughes Gets Inverness Job
» Hartlepool : 04/12/2013 21:01:00
|Gone For A Burton
» Burton : 04/12/2013 20:48:00
|Jepson - We Have To Bounce Back Quickly
» Bury : 04/12/2013 18:43:00