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Looking for a new tournament. Well what about the HAM CUP. A Boaring competition perhaps or a PIG success. Or would it get the CHOP after only one SEASONING. Perhaps we could get a slice of the action if we entered as PORKSMOUTH.

16 teams Nationwide could be trying to bring the BACON home. Of course there could be a few SCRATCHINGS. I personally think it could serve up some CRACKLING football. Anyway KNUCKLE down and look at the candidates and let's HAM IT UP.

WEST HAM
TOTTENHAM
WOLVERHAMPTON.W
NORTHAMPTON
ROTHERHAM
OLDHAM
CHELTENHAM
NOTTINGHAM.F
BIRMINGHAM
FULHAM
WREXHAM
GILLINGHAM
HAMILTON
DAGENHAM & R.
ALTRINCHAM
and last and least SOUTHAMPTON

Sponsored by The DANISH BACON COMPANY and PORK FARMS.

Sick of Ham, and my sense of humour....oh well never mind you could always read Shakespeare (HAMLET perhaps).....Bye Dave.

Thank Dave

If anyone wants to write an article and send it to me, I will post it if it's any good!




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Date:Sunday March 5 2006

Time: 1:55PM

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Southampton have shortened in the betting. Their Chairman is a pig, in fact a Lowe down one.
pompeygray
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05/03/2006 20:47:00

lol
lmatthews
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05/03/2006 21:17:00

Hi Lowe, Hi Lowe it's off to Hockey we go With a Red and White tie and a great big lie Hi Lowe, Hi Lowe....
pompeygray
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05/03/2006 22:05:00

lol dat is well gd lol
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05/03/2006 22:28:00

Woodward on Lowe "Something in the way he moves, attracts me like no other scummer".
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05/03/2006 22:39:00

lets give him 500k a year to do f*** all
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