Date:Sunday March 5 2006
Looking for a new tournament. Well what about the HAM CUP. A Boaring competition perhaps or a PIG success. Or would it get the CHOP after only one SEASONING. Perhaps we could get a slice of the action if we entered as PORKSMOUTH.
16 teams Nationwide could be trying to bring the BACON home. Of course there could be a few SCRATCHINGS. I personally think it could serve up some CRACKLING football. Anyway KNUCKLE down and look at the candidates and let's HAM IT UP.
DAGENHAM & R.
and last and least SOUTHAMPTON
Sponsored by The DANISH BACON COMPANY and PORK FARMS.
Sick of Ham, and my sense of humour....oh well never mind you could always read Shakespeare (HAMLET perhaps).....Bye Dave.
If anyone wants to write an article and send it to me, I will post it if it's any good!
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